"Atheists Don't Have No Songs" -- Steve Martin

Must be rough for atheists every Christmas season ... everyone else is diggin' on the holiday tunes!



Steve Martin is a hoot!

If It Had Been Three Wise Women

Three Wise Women

What would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.

But what would they have said when they left? ...

"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"

"A virgin?  Oh, PLEASE!!  I knew her in school..."

"How could they let all those disgusting animals in the house?"

"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now...."

"And that donkey that they're riding has seen better days, too!"

"Want to bet how long it'll be before you get your casserole dish back?"